I, too, like to create problems out of thin air just so I can post something on Medium that will get attention 🙄

If you are in fact sincerely this miserable about such a small issue, then you need to communicate with your husband instead of with random strangers on a website. Because to me it sounds like you are bundling up all the stress of the pandemic and aiming it straight at the person in your life who wants to help you the most.